from getInput import *

def story1(debug = False):
	story = ""
	noun1 = getWord("Enter a noun: ", debug)
	noun2 = getWord("Enter another noun: ", debug)
	noun3 = getWord("PLURAL NOUUUUUN!: ", debug)
	name1 = getWord("A name please!: ", debug)
	adjective1 = getWord("An AWESOME adjective please!: ", debug)
	verb1 = getWord("A verb pl0x: ", debug)
	verb2 = getWord("Another verb please I mean pl0x: ", debug)
	adj2 = getWord("Funny adjective if you would so desire: ", debug)
	ah1 = getWord("EXCLAMATION LIKE 'SUrPRISE!': ", debug)
	place2 = getWord("Placing of time where which when what? A place please: ", debug)
	ah2 = getWord("EXCLAMATIOOON: ", debug)
	ah3 = getWord("INFERNO EXCLAMATION: ", debug)
	bodypart1 = getWord("Put in an appropriate body part: ", debug)
	excl1 = getWord("EXCLAMATION!: ", debug)
	number1 = getWord("Twice, Three times, eh?: ", debug)
	plurnoun1 = getWord("Plural noun, eh?: ", debug)
	
	print "BEST Story For Bedtime"
	
	story += "Boys and girls, ladies *wink* and agentlemen. "
	story += "Turn the lights down low and shut yo faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story. "
	story += "A story as heart-warming and soft as a mother's kiss... Or is it? SHHHH! "
	story += "One frightful day there was a " + noun1 + ", now, this wasn't just any " + noun1 + ", children! "
	story += "It was a " + noun2 + "! A " + noun2 + " full of " + noun3 +"; HUNDREDS of " + noun3 +"! "
	story += "Best " + noun3 + " one and all! "
	story += "But it wouldn't be very LADY-LIKE of me to ignore the most noble " + noun3
	story += " on board: " + name1 + ". "
	story += "Best " + noun3 + " to one and all! And the walking definition of handsome gentleman! "
	story += "Now, one fine morning, " + name1 + " and pals set off for a new and exciting adventure!"
	story += " What fantastic wonders would they discover this time?! Maybe they'll find an island made entirely of candy!"
	story += " Or come across a band of " + adjective1 + " pirates... And join forces to find an island made entirely of CANDY!"
	story += " Who knew!? So long as they were together, there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared. Now today twas a day like any other adventure-y day. "
	story += "Spirits were uncrushably high, everyone was " + verb1 + " and " +verb2+ " and having a " +adj2+ " time when suddenly "
	story += "the ocean was all like '" + ah1 + "!' "
	story += "And a HUGE storm brewed out of " + place2 + "! WHASHOODASUMINA-"
	story += "Boy, that was quick! WHASHOOOWHASHOOWASHOOOSHUMINA! "
	story += "And there was thunder " +ah2+ "! And there was lightning " +ah3+ "! And there was wind " +ah3+ "- I mean WHASHOOWHASHOODASHUMINA! "
	story += "And like that, it was over. 'Is everyone okay?' Asked " + name1 + ", 'I don't know what I'd do if I had lost even " + number1 + " of you! "
	story += name1 + " continued. But the eye of the storm is ver misleading, children. NEVER TURN YOUR " + bodypart1 + " ON IT BECAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE " + excl1 + "! "
	story += " And it came back even bigger this time: " +number1+ " TIMES AS BIG! WHASHOODOSHUMINA!! And " + name1+ " was all like HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS! LAND HO! "
	story += "And BAND BANG BANG SMAAASH! A shipwreck! As foretold by their fate " +plurnoun1+ " of... FATE!"
	
	return story

